Thank goodness for the internet! No more getting ripped off by taxis! No more pricey hotel rooms! No more guessing if the restaurant is going to have good food and service! There’s an app for everything, and Hope Howell uses them all. For example, she used an app to get from the airport to the place she’s staying…and she found the place she’s staying the same way. Hope’s come from out of town for her bachelorette party. It’s her last weekend as a “free woman”, and some of her college girlfriends are taking her out for a night on the town. But before all the fun begins, she’s got to meet the guy she’s renting her room from. And she’s excited! Before she booked it, she looked at all the renter profiles, and she chose this place because the owner’s a black man. She’s gonna go out with a “bang” before she ties the knot, and it’s gonna be a big bang. A really big bang. A mouth bang and a cunt bang and an ass bang, and she’ll swallow the landlord’s load, too…cause after all, it’s her last weekend as a free woman!
Date: June 3, 2020